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This changed me

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fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:


Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:

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Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

dancethedesert:

gop-tea-pub:

ragingcommonsense:

yourshadowisfollowingyou:

ayoungconservativeblog:

conqueered:

grootismyspiritanimal:

I sent a semi-angry consumer complaint email today…

you seriously called the iphone 6 sexist because it’s a half an inch larger? because it won’t fit in your pocket? what?

Wut

… my mother got a Samsung phone and loves it because it’s bigger.

OH MY GOD
REALLY
I MEAN REALLY
COME ON PEOPLE
MAKE THE MADNESS STOP

What a moron.

Why would you use the abbreviation for extension in place of the abbreviation for etcetera?Why would you take your problems with the way women’s pants are designed to Apple?Who even makes purses without cell phone pockets, these days? How could you not anticipate that the iPhone 6, which everyone knows is bigger than the 5S, would not fit in the tiny front pockets of your women’s jeans?Have you never heard of back pockets? Because that’s where the rest of us keep our phones. That’s where I kept my rather bulky Samsung phone when I didn’t have it in the cell phone pocket in whatever purse I was carrying.It’s okay to ignore that email, Apple. The problem is between the keyboard and the chair. But you probably stopped reading at “18 year old college student” because you knew that only idiocy could follow that. If you didn’t stop reading there, I hope you got a good chuckle and have now created an interoffice meme that everyone quotes around the water cooler.

dancethedesert:

gop-tea-pub:

ragingcommonsense:

yourshadowisfollowingyou:

ayoungconservativeblog:

conqueered:

grootismyspiritanimal:

I sent a semi-angry consumer complaint email today…

you seriously called the iphone 6 sexist because it’s a half an inch larger? because it won’t fit in your pocket? what?

Wut

… my mother got a Samsung phone and loves it because it’s bigger.

OH MY GOD

REALLY

I MEAN REALLY

COME ON PEOPLE

MAKE THE MADNESS STOP

What a moron.

Why would you use the abbreviation for extension in place of the abbreviation for etcetera?


Why would you take your problems with the way women’s pants are designed to Apple?


Who even makes purses without cell phone pockets, these days?


How could you not anticipate that the iPhone 6, which everyone knows is bigger than the 5S, would not fit in the tiny front pockets of your women’s jeans?


Have you never heard of back pockets? Because that’s where the rest of us keep our phones. That’s where I kept my rather bulky Samsung phone when I didn’t have it in the cell phone pocket in whatever purse I was carrying.

It’s okay to ignore that email, Apple. The problem is between the keyboard and the chair. But you probably stopped reading at “18 year old college student” because you knew that only idiocy could follow that. If you didn’t stop reading there, I hope you got a good chuckle and have now created an interoffice meme that everyone quotes around the water cooler.

My mom and my sister keep bothering me about the fact I don’t wear a bra. I really don’t see the big deal. I don’t care if my breasts look “better” in a bra. I think bras are uncomfortable. No, I don’t need a fitting. I think all clothes are uncomfortable. Why does it matter so much to them. It’s my tits, why do they care?

awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

thebest-memes:

"People kept commenting on how much hair our baby son has, so naturally this was the next step"
Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette, they only use you when they’re bored and step on you when they’re done. Be like drugs, let them die for you.
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inertialicious:

lissymac37:

huffingtonpost:

People have offered many potential explanations for this discrepancy, but this ad highlights the importance of the social cues that push girls away from math and science in their earliest childhood years.

Watch the powerful Verizon advertisement to really understand what a little girl hears when you tell her she’s pretty.

This is so important. Girls pay attention. Boys, if you are a brother, father, cousin of a girl, pay attention.

This is CRITICAL

stimmyabby:

people say people are bragging about their mental illnesses

and what they mean is people are talking about their mental illnesses